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"We start on #F."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Signing the declaration of independence.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Psychic diving competition.

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

Confused drivers

Orator translates in many languages.

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

"I need the saw again."

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

Louie Louie Lyrics Challenge. Louie Louie, oh baby, we gotta go. Then what? Every night and day a ladle of me: Back of a girl all cuddly. On a gym that brings me there: A girl with a rose in her hair. Makes sense? Ladle of me? Ladle?! HOJ.

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

"Now that we have ESSA, does that mean we can start leaving children behind again?"