Score Bragger Pillows

'Frankly, I'm getting a little sick of hearing about that round!'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Arcade Game Baseball.

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

Ski-ball.

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

"Don't get exited Tommy, it isn't an A. I was just trying to get my pen to work, it's a D minus as usual."

"If you don't want to know the score..."

'I'm staying in college long enough to master bookkeeping, then fake the rest.'

It feels good to be first...

The fact you just swam 60 lengths might have impressed me if we weren't in a hot tub.

Do I get partial credit?

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

The cake was great and the icecream was delicious, but deep down inside, he knew that some day his parents would discover that 'f' wasn't for 'fantastic', and then none of it would be worth it.

“Please—outside of work I’m not your boss. I’m just Dave with the nicer car, bigger house, and three-hundred-dollar haircut.”

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

How a big hitter perceives the world, various objects outside of pitch numbered as points

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

Loud Mouth Bass.

'Congratulations! You broke two hundred!'

Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.

"You report is late!"