Score Bragger Mugs

'Frankly, I'm getting a little sick of hearing about that round!'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Arcade Game Baseball.

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

Ski-ball.

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"Don't get exited Tommy, it isn't an A. I was just trying to get my pen to work, it's a D minus as usual."

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

"If you don't want to know the score..."

Do I get partial credit?

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

It feels good to be first...

The fact you just swam 60 lengths might have impressed me if we weren't in a hot tub.

'I'm staying in college long enough to master bookkeeping, then fake the rest.'

The cake was great and the icecream was delicious, but deep down inside, he knew that some day his parents would discover that 'f' wasn't for 'fantastic', and then none of it would be worth it.

“Please—outside of work I’m not your boss. I’m just Dave with the nicer car, bigger house, and three-hundred-dollar haircut.”

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

Loud Mouth Bass.

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

How a big hitter perceives the world, various objects outside of pitch numbered as points

'Congratulations! You broke two hundred!'

Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.