Score Chaser Mugs

Arcade Game Baseball.

Golfer going into onsite counsellor office

'This baby helps productivity on video game scores.'

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

How a big hitter perceives the world, various objects outside of pitch numbered as points

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

The Salesman

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Let's Celebrate

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Mohamed Salah

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Gloat

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Counting my Bonus...

Men can show their emotions!

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Business Partners' vows

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."