Rating Chaser Mugs

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

ACME Balloon Company.

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'And right here they merged...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Oh, I can't complain"

Dragon Graph

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

"This is where things started getting really weird."

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

Line on graph goes right through floor.

"You additional graphics are totally unnecessary, Phelps."