Scooper Squad Member Pillows

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"You can do it!"

Camouflage Unit

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

People of Courage

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'Hamster Swat Team.'

Pooper scoppers.

"Stop the press... we've got an exclusive press release."

Target practice

'No comment!'

'Join me in a Gelato!'

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

Superheroes.

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'

'It's Jack's homemade Merlot - care for a scoop?'