Scooper Squad Member Mugs

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"You can do it!"

Camouflage Unit

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

People of Courage

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

Psst. Me? Yeah, you. Mort Park – radio journalist. I got a scoop for you. Oh really. First, I gotta know, are you one of those reporters who will go to jail rather than reveal a secret source? Oh, the intrigue is maddening! Can you get lattes in prison?

Pooper scoppers.

"Stop the press... we've got an exclusive press release."

Target practice

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'

'No comment!'

'Join me in a Gelato!'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 9

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

Superheroes.

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 13

'It's Jack's homemade Merlot - care for a scoop?'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 5