Bomb Squad Member Mugs

'The advantage of a bomb sniffing cat? If he sets one off, he still has at least 8 more assignments in him.'

'The instructions to dismantle the bomb were handwritten by a physicians. We're doomed!'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Target practice

Dirty Bomb Squad.

"I said we needed the services of a BOMB sniffing dog!"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"You can do it!"

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

People of Courage

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"How was your day, dear?"

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

"You wait...this is only the start...believe me I do very good starts."

Bug bomb squad.

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

"I'm having doubts about our new bombardier. I think he only joined up to p*ss off his parents."

'Cut the blue wire!'

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

'There had to be an easier way to open your money box, Graham!'

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

'Stand back folks! It could go off at any time!'

Bird landing on detonator.

Mouse Trap Defuse

Cleaner Dealing With the Out-Tray.

'My job on the school's safety patrol is to frisk the other kids for concealed weapons.'

Concentrated Orange Juice

"...And then in the numbers in the column don't add up correctly, I have to start all over again. It really is quite a stressful job."