Bomb Squad Member Gifts

'Private! I said to search for IEDs!'

'The advantage of a bomb sniffing cat? If he sets one off, he still has at least 8 more assignments in him.'

'The instructions to dismantle the bomb were handwritten by a physicians. We're doomed!'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Target practice

Dirty Bomb Squad.

"I said we needed the services of a BOMB sniffing dog!"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"He did it!"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"You can do it!"

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

People of Courage

"How was your day, dear?"

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

"You wait...this is only the start...believe me I do very good starts."

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'

Bug bomb squad.

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

"I'm having doubts about our new bombardier. I think he only joined up to p*ss off his parents."

'Cut the blue wire!'

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

'There had to be an easier way to open your money box, Graham!'

"Peterson, we'd like a word." - Pilot with bird 'kill' badges

'Stand back folks! It could go off at any time!'

Bird landing on detonator.