Bomb Squad Gifts

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

"He did it!"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

People of Courage

"I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!"

"How was your day, dear?"

"This way, O' Brien."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

Target practice

"You wait...this is only the start...believe me I do very good starts."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

Passengers flee a Boeing aircraft.

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

Bug bomb squad.

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

'Trust you to have a fetish for b52 bombers.'

'Mumsie, Billy called me a snob... can I sue him?'

"I'm having doubts about our new bombardier. I think he only joined up to p*ss off his parents."

"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

'Stand back folks! It could go off at any time!'

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

'There had to be an easier way to open your money box, Graham!'

'Relax - we're all in this together.'

Bird landing on detonator.

'The advantage of a bomb sniffing cat? If he sets one off, he still has at least 8 more assignments in him.'

Pole vault crossing.

'The instructions to dismantle the bomb were handwritten by a physicians. We're doomed!'

Mouse Trap Defuse