Bomb Squad Gifts

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

People of Courage

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!"

"How was your day, dear?"

"This way, O' Brien."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

"You wait...this is only the start...believe me I do very good starts."

Target practice

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

Bug bomb squad.

"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

'Mumsie, Billy called me a snob... can I sue him?'

'Trust you to have a fetish for b52 bombers.'

"I'm having doubts about our new bombardier. I think he only joined up to p*ss off his parents."

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

'There had to be an easier way to open your money box, Graham!'

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

'Stand back folks! It could go off at any time!'

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

'Relax - we're all in this together.'

Bird landing on detonator.

'The advantage of a bomb sniffing cat? If he sets one off, he still has at least 8 more assignments in him.'

'The instructions to dismantle the bomb were handwritten by a physicians. We're doomed!'

Mouse Trap Defuse

Pole vault crossing.

"I said we needed the services of a BOMB sniffing dog!"