Scoffer At Travel Woes Pillows

'Brilliant, these 'no smiling' passports make identification so much easier.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Injured backpacker.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Pig's Human Bank

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"This is the most transparent administration in history..."

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Warning! The next programme contains no celebrities.

"Hey! Let's give them a thrill and pretend we're getting brunch!"

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

"Finally! I'm saved!"

I suffered a freak accident several years ago where I lost all of my fingers except my middle one, so I'm not really giving you the finger, I'm just trying to thumb a ride.

"We have been betrayed by the earthlings!"

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

"There is a cat in this basket and I want to take out baggage insurance that will insure that it gets forwarded to some godforsaken place in the middle of nowhere!"

A corruption risk dial ranks the danger today.

'Guess which is our cabin.'

The Grim Reaper is standing at the airport baggage claim waiting to pick up his scythe case from the luggage conveyor.

'...and I don't suppose there's anybody here who knew someone whose name began with Z who passed on recently?'

"Well, we won't book with travel agent again"