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Pig's Human Bank

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"Do you have an Isa?"

Goal!

"This is the most transparent administration in history..."

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'Do you have any coupons?'

Cutting corners can cost money.

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

'I need a government bailout.'

'And this is our strategic planning department...'

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

Too Good to be true - 50c.

"It's 10 cents not 5 cents."

Warning! The next programme contains no celebrities.

"Our growing deficit means we can no longer keep you in luxery."

'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

Building society, savers rates -"Well, what shall we do with the interest, leave it in or withdraw it and buy a pot of tea for two?"

Exploding Piggy Bank

"With the money I save on gas, I can get new phones for both of us."

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'

"Would you like to save 10 percent today by opening a Palmer Funeral Home account?"

'What's 5 percent of $62.50?'

All Snack Foods 1/2 Off. Every time I try to fight temptation, temptation fights dirty! (Published originally on Feb. 6 2015).

'If we had eaten at home,we would have saved $48.75 and we wouldn't have had to sit on the floor!'

Congratulations 2015 graduates on this momentous step in your life...