Suburban Scoffer Pillows

"God, I hate suburbia!"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Beware of the Lawn

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Pig's Human Bank

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

"This is the most transparent administration in history..."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Single Family Home Sanctuary

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

"Honey, you’ve got to see this one she just left on the neighbor’s lawn—it’s perfect, like showroom condition." "Dan loved his dog."

Moving Van.

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Garage sale.

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

'And this is our strategic planning department...'

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"

Warning! The next programme contains no celebrities.

Suburban blues legends

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.