Science Non-enthusiast Gifts

'Son, I hear you failed genetics!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Fear/Knowledge

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"You're such a good listener."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Ascent of Machine.

Carbon Dating.

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

E=mc2.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Archimedes statue with a lever

Distractions Of The Great

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.