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"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Bright Idea

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Thinking outside of the box

"Could you keep still?"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

An idea box in a shower

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'Catch this!'

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

The Bride of Finkelstein!

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Frankenfish

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

Professor...what are you doing?

"We were just wondering if you were edible."