Science And Law Aficionado Gifts

"I ask you: is this the DNA sequence of an embezzler?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Violent Crime Statistics

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

Lady Justice.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'