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"I ask you: is this the DNA sequence of an embezzler?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

Violent Crime Statistics

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

Lady Justice.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'