Sci-fi Star Pillows

"...It's just that I feel I've become typecast."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"We've made great progress!"

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Robotic Man

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Ascent of Machine.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Alien Assumption