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"Look, I say 'Star Wars' and you say 'Strategic Defense Initiative,' so let's call the whole thing off."

Occu-Pie Mars

Save Our Universe

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Epic Battles

"They look like pickles."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

"Underweird bras."

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Writer's block?"

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

Tokyo City Limits

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

"No aliens"

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

"Look! It's the same flying saucer that abducted me when I was your age."