Sci-fi Quibbler Prints

"Look, I say 'Star Wars' and you say 'Strategic Defense Initiative,' so let's call the whole thing off."

Occu-Pie Mars

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Save Our Universe

Epic Battles

"They look like pickles."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Underweird bras."

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Writer's block?"

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

"No aliens"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

Tokyo City Limits

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!