Sci-fi Fan With A Sense Of Humor Prints

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"We've made great progress!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

dog vs UFO...

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Flying sauces.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.