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"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"We've made great progress!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

The Missing Sock Returns

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Flying sauces.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

dog vs UFO...

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Dr. Roo.

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"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"