Humorous Science Fiction Aficionado Prints

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Meet the author"

'Einsteiners.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Head over Hooves

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Would you relax? They never look up."

The Food Chain

Flying sauces.

Getting to Know You

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Take me to your Larder!"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

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"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."