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"I'm not saying he's perfect. I'm just saying deal with it."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'Let's arbitrate.'

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.

Fenderson really knows how to pick his battles.

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"