Schoolhouse Diplomats Pillows

"I'm not saying he's perfect. I'm just saying deal with it."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'Let's arbitrate.'

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

Fenderson really knows how to pick his battles.

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

'Shall we talk about your unacceptable behavior or shall we go directly to the penalty phase?'