School Term Anticipators Pillows

Back to school.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Don't you hate...

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

School Days

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

"What a party ... it's filled with back-to-school supplies."

The School Nativity.

"There's definitely enough growing room."

'I got an 'A' in abstinence.'

'Babies Unlimited, free delivery.'

"I got 4 out of 10 right on my math test...90% is pretty good, huh?"

"That's really bad. Tell your parents it's fake news."

"We're still pre-rich."

"Straight As in Physics, Maths and Chemistry! You might surpass your dad and finally catch a roadrunner..."

"Someday, our beautiful teacher will say those 3 magic words and make me the happiest guy on earth... 'you passed math.'"

'Just a suggestion...have you ever thought of boosting attendance with a bobble-head day?'

Suspense

'My teacher says this report card should not be taken as an indictment of my heredity or home environment.'

'I thought we retired last May.'

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

'Good. That'll make our jobs a lot easier.'

'I know school doesn't start for another week, but any chance I could just drop them off now?'

'So, I take it that this is not one of your better report cards!'

'I hate the first day of school.'

'I don't like the way this year is starting out'

"Sometimes I think they're worse than the students on the last day of school."