School Term Anticipators Mugs

Back to school.

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Don't you hate...

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

School Days

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"What a party ... it's filled with back-to-school supplies."

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

The School Nativity.

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

'Babies Unlimited, free delivery.'

"There's definitely enough growing room."

'I got an 'A' in abstinence.'

The end is near. August. The end is near. August. The end is near! August. School starts (smiley face).

"I got 4 out of 10 right on my math test...90% is pretty good, huh?"

"Someday, our beautiful teacher will say those 3 magic words and make me the happiest guy on earth... 'you passed math.'"

"Straight As in Physics, Maths and Chemistry! You might surpass your dad and finally catch a roadrunner..."

'Just a suggestion...have you ever thought of boosting attendance with a bobble-head day?'

"That's really bad. Tell your parents it's fake news."

"We're still pre-rich."

Suspense

'My teacher says this report card should not be taken as an indictment of my heredity or home environment.'

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

'I thought we retired last May.'

'Good. That'll make our jobs a lot easier.'

'I know school doesn't start for another week, but any chance I could just drop them off now?'

'So, I take it that this is not one of your better report cards!'

'I hate the first day of school.'

'Apple? No! I thought you might need a bottle of Aspirin.'

'I don't like the way this year is starting out'