Fun At School Planner Mugs

'Just a suggestion...have you ever thought of boosting attendance with a bobble-head day?'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

School Days

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

"What a party ... it's filled with back-to-school supplies."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

"There's definitely enough growing room."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

School Trip To The Beach

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

Pinata Pranks

"Throw it before it's too late."

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'You and your shortcuts.'

"Will you be here tonight, Principal Gomez?"

O Christmas Tree...

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

Acme Crazy Straws