School Event Planner Mugs

Open school night.

"Mom, I'm supposed to remind you that I have to bring a valentine for everyone in my school."

"Will you be here tonight, Principal Gomez?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Create some buzz!

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Yearbook

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

A day at the races

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Networking

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

The devil you know and his plus one

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Canape?

A man washing a mascot costume

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

The Streets - Night

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."