School Outing Organizer Mugs

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Face painting.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Face painting by numbers.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

School trip little porters.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Next Round Indicator

Extra Long-jump

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

"It's states CLEARLY on my website, I'm an evil clown."

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

Tombola Winner

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"I'll pencil you in for recess."