School Tax Warrior Gifts

The Children Are Our Future!

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Dr. Kapuchnik, I feel like there are powerful, sinister, unseen forces conspiring to do me harm, even though I haven't done anything wrong. Does this condition have a name? It's called April 15th, Al. Tax day.

Child finding school too hard.

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

Tax Collector

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

"My dad ate my homework."

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

"So son, if you keep your nose to the grindstone and work hard, you can grow up to be bludgeoned by the IRS, too."

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

buck stops here-taxes...mine

Big government pig

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

'My teacher has said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '