School Tax Warrior Pillows

The Children Are Our Future!

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Child finding school too hard.

Tax Collector

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

"My dad ate my homework."

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

buck stops here-taxes...mine

Big government pig

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

"You're lucky. We've bagged our limit for this tax season."

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

'My teacher has said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'