Tax Rebellion Enthusiast Pillows

"At least there are no taxes."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"Carpe De Revenue!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

New Improved I.R.S.

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

Budget reaction.

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'