School Stress Comic Pillows

'I sense that you're experiencing a bit stress. They say that shopping is therapeutic. How about joining my Mom and I this weekend!'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'I question his commitment since his ulcer isn't bleeding.'

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

'I keep failing my spelling tests. I think my brain needs more RAM.'

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"You have to not only show your answer, you have to show how you got your answer."

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

'She wishes.'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

Test Therapy

'Turner don't use that expression 'Pie int he sky' its sounds ridiculous and don't point!'

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.

'Don't know what else to do. The medication obviously isn't working.'

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

Giving thanks.

"Cancel Culture."

"I couldn't make heads or tails of your test questions so I flipped a coin!"