School Stress Navigator Pillows

Test Therapy

Computer Room.

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"We don't have a gym, but the boss keeps you on your toes."

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

'I keep failing my spelling tests. I think my brain needs more RAM.'

"Don't get caught."

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

Closed system: Worry-powered TV set.

'Notice how all the stress disappears from your body.'

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.'