School Stress Warrior Pillows

Giving thanks.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

Took On Too Much

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

Child finding school too hard.

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

'While you were out I replaced you.'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"Make it quick—I only have a minute."

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

Costs and Blood Pressure

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, if I make it through this day...'

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'I keep failing my spelling tests. I think my brain needs more RAM.'

"A High-Pain Job? Yes, I believe we have that."