Financial Stress Navigator Pillows

"Saaay, aren't you the I.R.S. guy who audited me last week?"

Computer Room.

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"With great power comes great, great stress."

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"We don't have a gym, but the boss keeps you on your toes."

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

"Don't get caught."

"I'm sorry, Tom... but you don't Chronic Fatigue Syndrome if it only when you're going to see your inlaws."

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

Test Therapy

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

Closed system: Worry-powered TV set.

"J.P. will be joining you by speakerphone."

'Notice how all the stress disappears from your body.'

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.'

'Tired, depressed, stomach upset, sounds like you're just back from a family holiday.'

"When they fired me, they took back my parking pass and photo ID, but they let me keep my migraines and ulcers."

"Be prepared to be hated!"

Cutbacks, downsizing, layoffs. He didn't know what to think - so didn't.'