Financial Stress Relief Supporter Pillows

'I've had severe pains in the wallet-bearing area of my chest.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Counting ribs

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Ahhh...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Work Parfait

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Cat in a flap

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

Nervous Oral Testing

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I feel your pain."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'