School Stress Comic Prints

'I sense that you're experiencing a bit stress. They say that shopping is therapeutic. How about joining my Mom and I this weekend!'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

'I question his commitment since his ulcer isn't bleeding.'

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

'I keep failing my spelling tests. I think my brain needs more RAM.'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

You've got to help me, Em. Sure. My mom's hot on this strict, Chinese-style parenting. Welcome to my world. Tell her that your parents aren't pushing you to be a doctor. Sure. They gave up on that. They'll settle for Harvard law school. That's too much information.

'The good news is that you don't have any long-term memory loss. The bad news is it's all MIDTERM memory loss.'

"You have to not only show your answer, you have to show how you got your answer."

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'Turner don't use that expression 'Pie int he sky' its sounds ridiculous and don't point!'

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

'She wishes.'

Test Therapy

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.

'Don't know what else to do. The medication obviously isn't working.'

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

Giving thanks.

"I couldn't make heads or tails of your test questions so I flipped a coin!"