School Spirit Junkie Gifts

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

Back to school.

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

Nervous Student

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

Holiday Gifts 2020

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

Cheerleaders

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

Obama in schools.

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

'It's not my fault! All day long it's English, Math, Science, History and not a single minute dedicated to cheating.'