School Scamp Gifts

'My dad used the exact same word yesterday. Does he have to come here too?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

'Will this help me get into law school?'

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Straying from the subject, Danny, is not distance learning.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."