School Report Card Seeker Pillows

"I made a new year's resolution to bring home a report card I could be proud of, but Stephanie Hart wouldn't give me hers."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"How would I explain the 'D' in debate class? Probably not very well."

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

Parent Involvement Tip #1

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

''Excellent','excellent','a delight' - for heaven's sake, don't you ever feel like rebelling a bit?'

'I'm the smartest one in the bottom group.'

'I got an 'A' in abstinence.'

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

'That's a relief! I thought he was as thick as three planks.'

I think you're capable of doing better work, too!

"Those D's are misleading."

"That's really bad. Tell your parents it's fake news."

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'

"I must be out of memory"

'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'

"There is no complaint department, Robert."

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

"Actually, Dad, the 'D' in math is from when you helped me with my homework."

"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"

'I plead guilty.'

"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class."

'But I thought you would be pleased-an 'A' plus in sex education,Dad!'

"This isn't going to look good on my website."

'Sure the grades are bad, but on the bright side I'm achieving consistency in my academic brand.'

"Here's my report card. If you have any questions I'll be sitting in the corner."

"Dad, you can't blame me! It's hard to live by the rules! I never could...and still never do!"