School Report Review Pillows

'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"How would I explain the 'D' in debate class? Probably not very well."

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

Parent Involvement Tip #1

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

'Mistakes were made...'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"Sure you can see my report card but I'll have to charge you for shipping and handling."

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

'Straight A's. That means good.'

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

"It may not be a good report card but I'm working with the genes you dealt me."

Aunty Sue, Gramamma - how nice of you to visit. Show us the books. But I didn't do anything. You're getting your fair share. Quit yappin'. As your investors, we are here for our annual review of the books and we're going to do it or take you out back and give you a whupin'! And if I show you the books? Whupin'.

'An F in English, a C- in history, a D in arithmatic, an A+ in Sex Education!'

At least you got a 'works well with food grade' in lunchroom.

"You're a veteran, right grandpa? Maybe you can help me with my school report...what was General George Washington really like?"

'We need to start working more closely to try to improve these grades. Do you have my office number?'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'

"I must be out of memory"

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

"Actually, Dad, the 'D' in math is from when you helped me with my homework."

"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"

"Are you sure you didn't just take my answers out of context?"

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

The cake was great and the icecream was delicious, but deep down inside, he knew that some day his parents would discover that 'f' wasn't for 'fantastic', and then none of it would be worth it.

'But I thought you would be pleased-an 'A' plus in sex education,Dad!'

'My mother signed my report card, but it got smudged by her tears.'

"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class."

"At least you're not afraid to fail."

"Here's my report card. If you have any questions I'll be sitting in the corner."

'I haven't had any good grades since my wisdom tooth was pulled.'