School Report Review Prints

'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"How would I explain the 'D' in debate class? Probably not very well."

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

Parent Involvement Tip #1

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

'Mistakes were made...'

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

"Sure you can see my report card but I'll have to charge you for shipping and handling."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

"It may not be a good report card but I'm working with the genes you dealt me."

'We need to start working more closely to try to improve these grades. Do you have my office number?'

"You're a veteran, right grandpa? Maybe you can help me with my school report...what was General George Washington really like?"

At least you got a 'works well with food grade' in lunchroom.

'An F in English, a C- in history, a D in arithmatic, an A+ in Sex Education!'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'

"I must be out of memory"

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

"Are you sure you didn't just take my answers out of context?"

"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"

"Actually, Dad, the 'D' in math is from when you helped me with my homework."

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

The cake was great and the icecream was delicious, but deep down inside, he knew that some day his parents would discover that 'f' wasn't for 'fantastic', and then none of it would be worth it.

'My mother signed my report card, but it got smudged by her tears.'

"At least you're not afraid to fail."

"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class."

'But I thought you would be pleased-an 'A' plus in sex education,Dad!'

"Here's my report card. If you have any questions I'll be sitting in the corner."

'I haven't had any good grades since my wisdom tooth was pulled.'

'Can you say 'try the patience of a saint' in a note from a public school?'