School-related Themes Pillows

Memory School.

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Yearbook

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Fist Bumper Cars

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

The best PE teacher in the World.

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Could you repeat that word?"

Paul goes home for the holidays

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"