School Matters Pillows

'My son will find this useful at school. It's a list of the rudest insults I've heard from the customers this week.'

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Computer Room.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

I will study my speling words...

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Three more years of high school."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"