School-related Themes Mugs

Memory School.

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Yearbook

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Fist Bumper Cars

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

The best PE teacher in the World.

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Paul goes home for the holidays

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"Could you repeat that word?"

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Big Bang Theory.

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'