School Proms Gifts

School Dance

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Yearbook

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Face painting by numbers.

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Paul goes home for the holidays

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

King of Music.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Show and Tell.

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Radiant, yet flammable.

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Summer Proms - then, now.