School Prom Gifts

'I'd hope she'd change before the prom.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Blue Dress and Feather

Face painting by numbers.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Paul goes home for the holidays

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

King of Music.

Show and Tell.

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Radiant, yet flammable.

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

Flautist

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'Dad's my roadie.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus