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'I'd hope she'd change before the prom.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Blue Dress and Feather

Face painting by numbers.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Paul goes home for the holidays

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

King of Music.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Show and Tell.

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Radiant, yet flammable.

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

Flautist

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'Dad's my roadie.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Giant cat at school open night.